👶🏻 Born Retired Baseball Cap 🧢 A dad hat inspired by the mustache baby viral sensation. Born with retirement vibes. 😎
White/Burgundy
$26.99
Angebotspreis
$26.99
Normaler Preis
$52.99
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Born retired.
Born today.
Serious about
Cute cheeks.
Cream on top.
Two words.
Before you
Your out-of-office
Choose your cap
👶🏻 Born Retired Baseball Cap 🧢 A dad hat inspired by the mustache baby viral sensation. Born with retirement vibes. 😎
$26.99
Angebotspreis
$26.99
Normaler Preis
$52.99
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- RÜCKGABERECHT INNERHALB VON 30 TAGEN
ZERO TEETH. FULL RETIREMENT ENERGY.
THE MUSTACHE-BABY MOOD, MADE WEARABLE.
Born retired.
Worn proud.
A little mustache. A big personality.
The cap for your permanently off-duty era.
THE BORN RETIRED CAP · CREAM / RUST
ZERO TEETH. ✳ BIG DAD ENERGY.
AGE: 00 / ATTITUDE: RETIRED
THE FACE OF YOUR NEXT DAY OFF.
THE MEME. THE MOOD. THE CAP.
Born today.
Over it already.
Zero teeth. Two mortgages.
Already tired of Mondays.
That’s the mustache-baby joke. We turned the grown-up attitude into a playful embroidered character for your off-duty uniform.
Meet your off-duty capA LITTLE CHARACTER GOES A LONG WAY.
Serious about
not being serious.
01 / THE FACE
Cute cheeks.
Grown-up attitude.
Big baby eyes, a tiny pout and one very experienced-looking mustache. The whole joke, in one little face.
02 / THE PALETTE
Cream on top.
Rust on the brim.
A cream crown, a rust-orange curved brim and rich brown lettering. The baby’s little orange cap brings the whole look together.
03 / THE PUNCHLINE
Two words.
Zero explanation.
“Born Retired.” For days off, coffee runs, or simply making your out-of-office personality official.
THE ORIGINAL COLORWAY
CREAM / RUST
Curved brim. Signature mustache.
Full off-duty personality.
FIND YOUR FIT
Cap size guide.
Manual measurements may vary by 1–2 cm.
A FEW GOOD QUESTIONS.
Before you
clock out.
Do I actually have to be retired?
Only in spirit. This cap is for anyone with a soft spot for a day off—and a very silly mustache.
What’s the mustached-baby connection?
The “born retired” joke imagines a mustached baby arriving with an entire grown-up backstory. Our original cartoon brings that same age-versus-attitude contrast to a cap.
Is a real baby’s photo used on the cap?
No. The motif is an original cartoon character inspired by the joke. It does not reproduce a real child’s face.
Which color is shown?
The featured colorway is Cream / Rust: a cream crown, rust-orange brim, dark brown lettering and a peach-and-orange baby motif.
OFF-DUTY IS A STATE OF MIND.
Your out-of-office
has a face.
Choose your cap
BORN RETIRED. WORN PROUD.