{"product_id":"👶🏻-born-retired-baseball-cap-a-dad-hat-inspired-by-the-mustache-baby-viral-sensation-born-with-retirement-vibes-😎","title":"👶🏻 Born Retired Baseball Cap 🧢 A dad hat inspired by the mustache baby viral sensation. Born with retirement vibes. 😎","description":"\u003cdiv id=\"br-lp-15433844326532\" style=\"width:100%;max-width:1120px;margin:24px auto;background:#f6f0e5;color:#301b13;font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;line-height:1.65;border-radius:12px;overflow:hidden;container-type:inline-size;isolation:isolate;\"\u003e\n\u003cstyle\u003e\n#br-lp-15433844326532,#br-lp-15433844326532 *{box-sizing:border-box}\n#br-lp-15433844326532 h2,#br-lp-15433844326532 h3,#br-lp-15433844326532 p{margin:0}\n#br-lp-15433844326532 .br-section{padding:34px 28px}\n#br-lp-15433844326532 .br-row{display:flex;flex-wrap:wrap;align-items:center;gap:26px}\n#br-lp-15433844326532 .br-col{flex:1 1 280px;min-width:0}\n#br-lp-15433844326532 .br-eyebrow{font-size:10px;line-height:1.8;letter-spacing:1.5px;font-weight:700}\n#br-lp-15433844326532 .br-title{font-family:Georgia,'Times New Roman',serif;font-size:clamp(38px,8cqw,76px);line-height:1;letter-spacing:-1.8px;font-weight:700}\n#br-lp-15433844326532 .br-heading{font-family:Georgia,'Times New Roman',serif;font-size:clamp(32px,6cqw,56px);line-height:1.08;letter-spacing:-1.2px;font-weight:700}\n#br-lp-15433844326532 .br-button{display:inline-flex;align-items:center;justify-content:space-between;gap:24px;max-width:100%;padding:14px 20px;border-radius:3px;text-decoration:none!important;font-size:13px;line-height:1.5;font-weight:700}\n#br-lp-15433844326532 img{display:block;max-width:100%;height:auto!important;object-fit:contain}\n#br-lp-15433844326532 .br-feature{flex:1 1 190px;min-width:0;border-top:1px solid #c9b9a7;padding-top:18px}\n#br-lp-15433844326532 .br-feature h3{font-family:Georgia,'Times New Roman',serif;font-size:25px;line-height:1.15;font-weight:400;margin:14px 0}\n#br-lp-15433844326532 .br-feature p{font-size:13px;line-height:1.8;color:#725f50}\n#br-lp-15433844326532 details{border-bottom:1px solid #c9b9a7}\n#br-lp-15433844326532 summary{cursor:pointer;font-size:14px;font-weight:700;line-height:1.5;padding:18px 0}\n#br-lp-15433844326532 details p{font-size:13px;line-height:1.8;padding:0 0 18px;color:#725f50}\n@container (max-width:620px){#br-lp-15433844326532 .br-section{padding:28px 20px}#br-lp-15433844326532 .br-row{gap:24px}#br-lp-15433844326532 .br-title{font-size:42px}#br-lp-15433844326532 .br-heading{font-size:36px}}\n\u003c\/style\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background:#b64b2d;color:#fff2df;text-align:center;padding:11px 16px;font-size:10px;line-height:1.7;letter-spacing:1.2px;font-weight:700;\"\u003eZERO TEETH. FULL RETIREMENT ENERGY.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"br-section\" style=\"padding:34px 28px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"br-eyebrow\" style=\"color:#a74126;margin:0 0 17px;\"\u003eTHE MUSTACHE-BABY MOOD, MADE WEARABLE.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"br-row\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"br-col\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"br-title\" style=\"color:#301b13;margin:0 0 20px;\"\u003eBorn retired.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem style=\"font-weight:400;color:#b64b2d;\"\u003eWorn proud.\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:15px;line-height:1.8;margin:0 0 22px;color:#725f50;\"\u003eA little mustache. A big personality.\u003cbr\u003eThe cap for your permanently off-duty era.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ca class=\"br-button\" style=\"background:#301b13;color:#fff2df;\" href=\"#ProductInformation-template--28345213157508__main\"\u003eGet the look \u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e↑\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:9px;line-height:1.8;letter-spacing:1.1px;color:#76695d;margin:22px 0 0;\"\u003eTHE BORN RETIRED CAP  ·  CREAM \/ RUST\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"br-col\"\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1018\/4055\/2068\/files\/born-retired-cap-cream-rust.png?v=1793164678\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\" aria-label=\"View the Born Retired cap image at full size\" style=\"display:block;text-decoration:none;\"\u003e\n\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1018\/4055\/2068\/files\/born-retired-cap-cream-rust.png?v=1793164678\" alt=\"Cream and rust-orange Born Retired cap with a round-cheeked mustached baby embroidered on the front\" width=\"1254\" height=\"1254\" style=\"display:block;width:100%;max-width:100%;height:auto!important;aspect-ratio:1\/1;object-fit:contain;border-radius:6px;\" loading=\"lazy\"\u003e\n\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"border-top:1px solid #c9b9a7;border-bottom:1px solid #c9b9a7;text-align:center;padding:17px 12px;font-family:Georgia,'Times New Roman',serif;font-size:16px;line-height:1.8;font-weight:700;\"\u003eZERO TEETH.   ✳   BIG DAD ENERGY.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"br-section\" style=\"background:#b64b2d;color:#fff2df;padding:34px 28px;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"br-row\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"br-col\" style=\"text-align:center;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:9px;letter-spacing:1.2px;line-height:1.8;margin:0 0 12px;color:#fff2df;\"\u003eAGE: 00   \/   ATTITUDE: RETIRED\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"width:100%;max-width:360px;margin:0 auto;background:#f1c5a0;border-radius:50%;aspect-ratio:1\/1;\"\u003e\n\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1018\/4055\/2068\/files\/born-retired-baby-embroidery.png?v=1793164683\" alt=\"Original Born Retired cartoon baby embroidery with big eyes, a little orange cap and a mustache\" width=\"1280\" height=\"1280\" style=\"display:block;width:100%;max-width:100%;height:auto!important;aspect-ratio:1\/1;object-fit:contain;\" loading=\"lazy\"\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:8px;letter-spacing:1px;line-height:1.8;margin:12px 0 0;color:#fff2df;\"\u003eTHE FACE OF YOUR NEXT DAY OFF.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"br-col\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"br-eyebrow\" style=\"color:#fff2df;margin:0 0 14px;\"\u003eTHE MEME. THE MOOD. THE CAP.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"br-heading\" style=\"color:#fff2df;margin:0 0 21px;\"\u003eBorn today.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem style=\"font-weight:400;\"\u003eOver it already.\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-family:Georgia,'Times New Roman',serif;font-size:22px;line-height:1.5;margin:0 0 20px;color:#fff2df;\"\u003eZero teeth. Two mortgages.\u003cbr\u003eAlready tired of Mondays.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:14px;line-height:1.8;margin:0 0 23px;color:#ffe5d6;\"\u003eThat’s the mustache-baby joke. We turned the grown-up attitude into a playful embroidered character for your off-duty uniform.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ca class=\"br-button\" href=\"#ProductInformation-template--28345213157508__main\" style=\"background:#fff2df;color:#301b13;\"\u003eMeet your off-duty cap \u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e↑\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"br-section\" style=\"padding:34px 28px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"br-eyebrow\" style=\"color:#a74126;margin:0 0 15px;\"\u003eA LITTLE CHARACTER GOES A LONG WAY.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"br-heading\" style=\"color:#301b13;margin:0 0 28px;\"\u003eSerious about\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem style=\"font-weight:400;\"\u003enot being serious.\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"br-row\" style=\"align-items:flex-start;gap:24px;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"br-feature\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"br-eyebrow\" style=\"font-size:9px;color:#a74126;\"\u003e01 \/ THE FACE\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eCute cheeks.\u003cbr\u003eGrown-up attitude.\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBig baby eyes, a tiny pout and one very experienced-looking mustache. The whole joke, in one little face.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"br-feature\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"br-eyebrow\" style=\"font-size:9px;color:#a74126;\"\u003e02 \/ THE PALETTE\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eCream on top.\u003cbr\u003eRust on the brim.\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA cream crown, a rust-orange curved brim and rich brown lettering. The baby’s little orange cap brings the whole look together.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"br-feature\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"br-eyebrow\" style=\"font-size:9px;color:#a74126;\"\u003e03 \/ THE PUNCHLINE\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eTwo words.\u003cbr\u003eZero explanation.\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e“Born Retired.” For days off, coffee runs, or simply making your out-of-office personality official.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"br-section\" style=\"padding:28px;background:#ebe4d8;border-top:1px solid #c9b9a7;border-bottom:1px solid #c9b9a7;\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"br-eyebrow\" style=\"color:#76695d;margin:0 0 16px;\"\u003eTHE ORIGINAL COLORWAY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"display:flex;align-items:center;gap:13px;margin:0 0 18px;\"\u003e\n\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\" style=\"display:inline-block;flex:0 0 28px;width:28px;height:28px;border-radius:50%;background:linear-gradient(135deg,#f8eed9 50%,#b74f2e 50%);border:1px solid #725f50;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"font-size:14px;letter-spacing:1px;\"\u003eCREAM \/ RUST\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:14px;line-height:1.8;margin:0;color:#725f50;\"\u003eCurved brim. Signature mustache.\u003cbr\u003eFull off-duty personality.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"br-section\" style=\"padding:34px 28px;background:#f6f0e5;\"\u003e\u003cp class=\"br-eyebrow\" style=\"color:#a74126;margin:0 0 14px;\"\u003eFIND YOUR FIT\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"br-heading\" style=\"color:#301b13;margin:0 0 18px;\"\u003eCap size guide.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1018\/4055\/2068\/files\/born-retired-size-guide-baby.png?v=1793236876\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1018\/4055\/2068\/files\/born-retired-size-guide-baby.png?v=1793236876\" alt=\"Cap size guide: head circumference 22.04–23.62 inches, crown depth 7.08 inches, brim length 2.75 inches and brim width 7.48 inches\" width=\"1254\" height=\"1254\" style=\"display:block;width:100%;max-width:100%;height:auto!important;border-radius:6px;\" loading=\"lazy\"\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;line-height:1.7;margin:14px 0 0;color:#725f50;\"\u003eManual measurements may vary by 1–2 cm.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"br-section\" style=\"padding:34px 28px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"br-eyebrow\" style=\"color:#a74126;margin:0 0 14px;\"\u003eA FEW GOOD QUESTIONS.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"br-heading\" style=\"margin:0 0 23px;color:#301b13;\"\u003eBefore you\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem style=\"font-weight:400;\"\u003eclock out.\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"border-top:1px solid #c9b9a7;\"\u003e\n\u003cdetails open\u003e\u003csummary\u003eDo I actually have to be retired?\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cp\u003eOnly in spirit. This cap is for anyone with a soft spot for a day off—and a very silly mustache.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003cdetails\u003e\u003csummary\u003eWhat’s the mustached-baby connection?\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe “born retired” joke imagines a mustached baby arriving with an entire grown-up backstory. Our original cartoon brings that same age-versus-attitude contrast to a cap.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003cdetails\u003e\u003csummary\u003eIs a real baby’s photo used on the cap?\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cp\u003eNo. The motif is an original cartoon character inspired by the joke. It does not reproduce a real child’s face.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003cdetails\u003e\u003csummary\u003eWhich color is shown?\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe featured colorway is Cream \/ Rust: a cream crown, rust-orange brim, dark brown lettering and a peach-and-orange baby motif.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"br-section\" style=\"background:#301b13;color:#fff2df;padding:36px 28px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"br-eyebrow\" style=\"color:#e9b796;margin:0 0 18px;\"\u003eOFF-DUTY IS A STATE OF MIND.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"br-heading\" style=\"color:#fff2df;margin:0 0 24px;\"\u003eYour out-of-office\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem style=\"font-weight:400;color:#e9ad83;\"\u003ehas a face.\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ca class=\"br-button\" href=\"#ProductInformation-template--28345213157508__main\" style=\"background:#fff2df;color:#301b13;\"\u003eChoose your cap \u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e↑\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:9px;line-height:1.8;letter-spacing:1.2px;margin:22px 0 0;color:#e9b796;\"\u003eBORN RETIRED. 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